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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:59

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do women lack the mental strength to succeed at STEM? There seems to be few women at STEM and more women leave STEM after a time of working at it. How can it be just sexism if women aren't banned from entering?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

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